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2018年感恩節是11月23日，星期四，這是一個感恩的日子，小編帶來了感恩節父母老師祝福語言大全，附有祝福圖片，給自己的父母和老師送上誠摯的祝福，每個人都需要感恩。

感恩節英語幽默小故事

Mr. Hunter calls his son in Boston. The old man says,“Son, I hate to bring you the bad news…… but your mother and I, we are getting a divorce.”The son is surprised, “What?? You can’t!”

亨特先生給在波士頓的兒子打電話。老人說：“兒子，我不想帶給你壞消息……但是我和你媽要離婚了�！眱鹤臃浅３泽@，“什么？？你們不能！”

Mr. Hunter says, “I’m sorry, son! Forty-five years of misery is enough! Now, I am sick of talking about it, call your sister and tell her!” And he hangs up.

亨特先生說，“對不起，兒子！45年的痛苦已經夠了！我討厭說這些了，給你姐打電話告訴她！”就掛了電話。

The son, nearly in tears, calls his sister in New York, “Sis,” he says, “You’re not going to believe this! Mom and dad are getting a…… a…… divorce!”

兒子幾乎是哭著給在紐約的姐姐打電話，“姐，”他說：“你不會相信的！媽和爸要…要…離婚！”

“What?!” she shouts on the phone. “Oh, no. They aren’t!You stay put. I’ll call you right back!” And she hangs up.

“什么？！”她在電話里喊起來。“噢，不。他們不能！你不要走開。我馬上給你打過去！”她掛了電話。

The sister calls the parents in Los Angels, “You two are not getting a divorce!”

姐姐給洛杉磯的父母打電話：“你們倆不能離婚！“

Mr. Hunter says, “Honey, listen……”

亨特先生說：“親愛的，聽著……”

The daughter says, “No, you listen! You are not getting a divorce! You know what? You don’t do anything! I’m calling brother back. We’ll be there tomorrow! Don’t do anything.”

And she hangs up.

女兒說：“不，你聽著！你們不準離婚！你知道嗎？什么都不要做！我給弟弟打電話，我們明天就回去！任何事都不要做�！比缓髵炝穗娫�。

Mr. Hunter hangs up calmly, looks at Mrs. Hunter, and says, “Well, they are coming for Thanksgiving and are paying their own fares. What shall we tell them on Christmas?”

亨特先生平靜地放下聽筒，看著亨特太太說：“好了，感恩節他們都要自己買機票回來了。圣誕節我們給他們說什么？”